What Molly Does

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Molly DOES...

• study Linguistics (I don't.)
• go running (hopping quickly) every Mon-Thurs (I don't.)
• walk to GreenStar every Saturday (I don't.)
• cook for herself because she's vegan (I don't).
• want to go to Ecuador (I don't.)
• like to think about names (I don't.)
• bring her backpack wherever she goes just for the sake of bringing her water bottle (I don't.)
• defend and protect every little bug (from me) on the street (I don't.)
• speak Spanish fluently (I don't.)

Molly DOES NOT...

• like to drive cars (I do.)
• speak Cantonese (I do.)
• do engineering (I do.)
• wear glasses (I do.)
• like math or physics (I do.)
• usually wear socks inside the house (I do.)
• like to play cards (I do.)
• have a messy room (I do.)
• play computer games (I do.)

...SO WHY ON EARTH ARE WE FRIENDS?!?