Every kingdom
must have a zoo. Here are some present and former characters I have
created.
Molly
Elephant - named after one of my friends at Cornell. Molly is the
gentlest of all the characters. She's very quiet though so I don't
think she'll talk to you but if you see her, that probably means that everything
is fine and in place.
Sir
Frederic the Home Knight - He used to be on a lot of pages for your
convenience. He's got a sword, but fortunately for you, it's only
for self-defence. Just don't try anything silly or he'll run you
through. Whether or not you be a damsel in distress, he'll gladly
show you the way home.
Jeremy
the E-Snail - also named after a friend at Cornell, he may look slow but
he's the fastest snail on the planet. It's not because he can move
any faster than a normal snail, but considering that he can travel through
cables and wires and hitch rides with electrical currents, it's no surprise
that I've commissioned him as a messenger. Click on him to send me
an e-mail.
Honey
Bear - appropriately named for his love of honey, he was born in the great
northern wilderness. Yes, in fact, Honey is a Canadian and the honey
he's eating is a constant supply from Canada. Eating honey is his
favourite pastime... and only pastime. He's extremely simple minded
and loves playing with children.
Liszt
the Link Horse - if you know who this horse was named after, you're probably
*fluent* in the world of classical music. In fact, Liszt was named
after the composer by the same name... I happened to be listening to his
music when I was trying to think of a name. He loves running everywhere...
especially other pages. He's smaller than any other horse I've seen...
about the same size as Crackers so don't expect him to carry you on his
back. Just follow. If there's anywhere he wants to go, he'll
tell you, no doubt about it.
Squawkity
Parrot - If he's not talking, it means he doesn't like you so he'll play
dumb. Otherwise, you won't believe the things you'll hear coming
from Squawkity's mouth. His favourite hobby is listening to music
and telling jokes. If he REALLY likes you, he might even start singing.
"You know I'm the
coolest of them all, right?"